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Funny Tree Surgeon T‑Shirt – “I Like My Wood Hard & My Cuts Clean” (Arborist Banter)
£19.99
If you love a bit of trade banter and you’re not afraid of a cheeky double-meaning, this one’s for you. Our “I Like My Wood Hard & My Cuts Clean” design is made for tree surgeons, arborists, forestry workers and grounds crew who live for clean cuts, big graft and a laugh on site.
Bold, colourful and built to stand out, it’s the perfect tee for workmates, climbing days, or anyone who wants their humour a little bit spicy (without being explicit).
Why you’ll love it
- Funny tree surgeon / arborist slogan with cheeky banter vibe
- Bright, high-impact graphic that pops on a tee
- Great gift for tree workers, climbers and chainsaw lovers
Perfect for
- Tree surgeons, arborists, forestry workers, groundsmen
- Workmate gifts, birthdays, site banter
- Anyone who loves trade humour and slightly dark jokes